The Folks From Usa

The folks are coming up to visit Won’t they be astonished Our igloos have all melted We’re swimming in them now Our sled dogs are all miniature They wear booties and a coat They don’t pull much of anything They couldn’t if they tried Our baby wears a big fur coat Even when it’s ninety-eight She purrs her song as the day is long For a feline of her weight We got new floors the straw is gone The dung is all cleaned up And now we have a real A/C It doesn’t work with ice We’ll put them up down at the Grand On the east side of the Hat Where the grass is green and there is no fence And we splash in the big square pond