The First Snow Fell {the First Noel}

The first snow fell all angelic and white We built us a fort full of snowballs to fight The mailman rounded the corner much to his surprise Two big fat snowballs dotted both of his eyes The policeman was summoned all dressed up in blue We got scared and decided we should just snowball him too His face was beat red as he filed his report Stomping all our snowballs and tearing down our fort Then he led us back home had us each by the ear Where up on the porch sat uncle Joe with a beer The policeman told Uncle Joe he would lock us away Uncle Joe stepped off the porch and made night of his day Now here we sit in juvy and uncle Joe he is in jail I reckon I’ll write Santa ask if he can post our bail Or maybe send his reindeer to crash right through the roof So we could fly up out of here, upon the golden hoof If another snow falls all angelic and white I’ll build me a snowman but l won't snowball fight I can't seem to bring the contest up so I hope I did this right. This carol is done to the beat of "The First Noel"