The Evil Net

The Evil Net Frank Halliwell The world is going to the dogs It's obvious to me, With drugs and murders everyday And frequent robbery No one is safe out on the street Especially alone, And obscene calls are often heard When you pick up the phone! A man's home was his castle once Secure and sacrosanct, But now its just another place, As unsafe as a bank! That evil Internet's the cause I read last Saturday! I guess they'll have to censor it, There seems no other way! I don't know how we'll ever stop The smut from near and far, And all that **** that I see nightly On my VCR. ***