The Drunk Club

Got pulled by a cop who said I was driving to fast. Said do ya mind taking a sobriety test. Officer is it okay if I just passed? Blew a high number now here in the clink I am. Met some really great folks from a strung out junkie to a old wino called sam. Met some guy called Gary who asked if he could give me a back rub? Spending the night in the clink with the rest of the drunk club. Started reflecting were my life went wrong. Guess it was after this cop busted me. Now im getting sober and sappy as some eightys love song. It sucks being in here. Sleeping light and gaurding your rear. Im getting sick of serving this sentance can we bring in a sub? Tired of being caged for having fun. Never did I ask to become a memeber of the drunk club.