The Day After Your Brithday

THE DAY AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR TO SEE: A) YOU'VE GOT A ZIT FROM EATING ALL THAT CAKE; B) YOUR LOVE HANDLES HAVE EXPANDED A HALF INCH; C) YOU SINGED YOUR EYEBROWS BLOWING OUT THE CANDLES. THE DAY AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY, A) YOU REQUIRE SIX EXTRA HOURS OF SLEEP; B) YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR LIVING ROOM UNDER THE BIRTHDAY DEBRIS; C) YOU WONDER HOW YOU COULD POSSIBLY HAVE DONE THAT. THE DAY AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY, IT'S TIME TO: A) RETURN SOME GIFTS (WHAT IS THAT, ANYWAY?); B) CALL YOUR FRIENDS AND APOLOGIZE FOR YESTERDAY; C) GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY, FAST. THE DAY AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY... WE SHOULD ALL LOOK SO GREAT AND HAVE IT SO GOOD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! APPRECIATE YOURSELF AND YOUR LIFE!