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The Cow at the Car Wash

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The Cow at the Car Wash

The Cow at the Car Wash

By Elton Camp

Tex had a longhorn he hoped to sell
But it was too dirty to do very well

It’d been lolling in the mud and dust
To get it all cleaned up was a must

So Tex pulled into the car wash bay
He put in coins and began to spray

He washed the critter nose to tail
Got it all ready for the cattle sale

But loading it back onto the truck
He got gored and was out of luck

So here’s the moral to this tale
Wash a cow and it may impale


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  1. Date: 2/12/2013 4:47:00 PM

    Camp Avatar Elton Camp
    Date: 2/12/2013 8:12:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks. The last couple of things I have written were intended to be fun, perhaps even for children. There's some violence, but almost all children's tales have that. Elton