The Canadian Rubber Factory

I got told a joke this morning It really made me smile So I thought I would share it on poetry soup But in my own unique poetry style A lady went to the dentist She sat in the dentist’s chair She was feeling really nervous She wished she wasn’t there The dentist thought he would put her at ease As he put on his rubber gloves He told her a little fictional story Of a Canadian rubber glove factory Into vats of latex the employees dip their hands Big hands, medium hands and small, all the workers think its grand They peel them off when they are dry And into labelled boxes the rubber gloves lie The dentist works on her teeth for a while The lady doesn’t move or crack a smile Finally the dentistry work is complete The old lady arises from her seat She gets on her coat and pays her bill There is something on her mind still….. Do they use male staff to produce condoms in a similar way? The dentist laughed and said have a nice day Jan Allison 25th April 2014