The Bah Humbug Rock

My father was beloved by all of us But as the years passed, a bit of a scrooge He soon became weary of all the fuss… As children he would decorate a tree And sing along with us in the church choir Watch all of us open our gifts with glee… As the years went by he would watch the clock Praying for the festivities to end So one year he got a “Bah Humbug” rock! It proudly sat next to him at his chair With tongue in cheek he would tell everyone “It’s much better than getting underwear”