Tattoos At Walmart
Tattoos at Wal-Mart
Went to Wal-Mart and we were spell-bound
By all the people you would see around
With their tattoos having skin mutilated
And to go back again have always hated.
But according to all of the latest noise
We really don't possibly have a choice
That's when my wife started saying NO WAY
Us each having to go there almost everyday.
Every other week to me is more then enough
Even if things are getting rough as well as tough
Again, saw enough to make you weep and groan
Woman's arm wore a Jolly Roger with a cross bone.
Can you imagine going to Wal-Mart standing in line
After buying bottle of wine along with a Valentine
Day's card which was all that they could afford
Yet, they still kept saying they loved the Lord.
I'm sure I must need my head to be examined
And always forever will end up flipping my lid
Knowing going to Wal-Mart is quite a venture
Seeing woman with arm having a crab and pincher.
I ain't lying either. Them are the facts. I put sick
down for a category because the whole thing was.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn, Retired Veteran
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2015
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