Suspenders and Rear-Enders

There's something about suspenders and Rear-enders And even if you may be running into fenders To me and many, it might not be a big deal But suspenders may get caught in steering wheel. It did seem to start becoming quite drafty When I saw someone cunning and crafty Drinking many margaritas which were mixed Which apparently is how people get their kicks. To a Hill-Billy high balls may sound strange And minds have been known to mentally derange Then a dead end street you had ended up on Just ran out of gas when it was all gone. Red light, green light or could be caution Mixed with margaritas create quite a concoction Or even Coca Cola mixed with much rum And lots of lime, you should also add sum. Soon I realized and as a matter of fact Can you imagine the incredible impact Bloody Mary Margaritas were a disaster And pretty near put me out to pasture. James Thomas Horn www.poetrysoup.com