Strapping My Victim To An Acme Rocket

Deep inside of me Lurks a fat and lazy presence Like Darth Vader without his helmet Cornerstone in my inner residence We have always walked together I'm only recently becoming aware Of this life-draining saboteur Whose influence has always been there They're all out to get us, David And nobody really cares The devil, and the government And none of this is fair By the way, where are we going? I'm hot, and I need a drink I sure hope we get there soon Because I need something to eat I love you so much, David I depend on you so much The world is such a scary place And everyone is attacking us What does ACME mean? Hey!!, why are you tying me up? This is what the terrorists do So you had better stop (me) The terrorists huh? blah, blah, blah Remember seeing, What About Bob? I'm going to launch your sorry ass You stupid disgusting slob Then I light the fuse I look into his pathetic eyes Hasta la vista, you piece of filth And shoot his worthless ass into the sky His face in utter terror Feeling the awesome lift I yell, It's just like you thought, huh? You fat disgusting shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii