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Standing Up To Pee

It's a requirement for us guys to stand up to pee There's always a chance we'll pee on our knee Sitting down like lady Well at home maybe Mighty awkward sitting on a urinal to me © Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 5/25/2015 7:56:00 AM

"sitting on a urinal??" Imagine the confusion and looks you would get! Hilarious thoughts here, Jack!! : D Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/25/2015 8:11:00 AM

What a silly mental picture!!! Love again, and again, and again! Jack xxxx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 5/25/2015 5:50:00 AM

Ooh, it doesn't sound comfortable, either, but it's a great laugh!

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/25/2015 6:07:00 AM

Happy to provide the giggles this morning! Huggsies, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 5/24/2015 6:24:00 PM

Where Mike works they hit the walls and the floor religiously... Occassionally the urinal... Yuck!!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/24/2015 7:21:00 PM

Sounds kinda normal!!! LOL Huggsies xxx

Judy Konos

Date: 5/24/2015 5:44:00 PM

Just remember when you do get a chance to sit down, you're sophisticated!

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/24/2015 7:20:00 PM

That's what Cathie keeps telling me! I really think it's because she doesn't like the pee spots on the floor!!! LOL Huggsies, Jack xxx