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Sam ordered Spam, Spam, Spam...Spam, Spam, Spam...eggs, sausage and Spam for breakfast. "Can I substitute Spam for the sausage?" he asked the Counter person. "You want Spam, Spam, Spam... Spam, Spam, Spam...eggs and Spam—and Spam for the sausage?" "I want Spam, Spam, Spam... Spam, Spam, Spam...Spam, eggs, Spam...and Spam instead of eggs." "You want Spam, Spam, Spam... Spam, Spam, Spam...Spam, Spam, Spam...but no eggs or sausage?" "Yes, and could I have a side order of Spam, and a Spam sub to go?" "You want Spam on the side...and do you want Spam in place of the sub roll??" "Yes, thanks!...Just out of curiosity: What did you have for breakfast?" "I had Spam, Spam, Spam... Spam, Spam, Spam...Spam, Spam, Spam...juice, Spam, Spam, Spam, and tea."