Socially Acceptable

Men grow beards to feel more free, But looking like a caveman isn't freedom, It just means you'll always have soup on your face, Nor does sipping softly on organic green tea, Or turning a book to page ninety to seem more accomplished than those around you, Smoking electronic cigarettes for the sake of your health, Or loving the planet just a bit more than every school kid you'll ever meet, Pecking away at keys on whichever fruit related piece of plastic now controls your life, Signing petitions but never quite handing them in, Despite the four hundred and thirty two other believers in grass fed donkey, Published support in one hundred forty symbols, Hashtag vote for Zombie Lincoln, If that guy's still alive, Or maybe Hulk Hogan because 'Oh! I take vitamins too!' Planting a tree in someone else's yard, Because it's your land too yes it is, And it's time to save it! We're all drowning in ourselves but don't forget to save it! Craned necks lead to hunchbacks, You'll find yourself perpetually always looking down, So amused by 'life' that you forgot about living, The only stars that you see are dancing on TV, And the only water you'll drink has been filtered at least fifteen times right from your tap, But it costs more so it must mean more, It must mean more, It just has to.