So Little Time So Many Secrets

I’ve utilized cleavage to get out of a ticket or two One time I had a very fun rendezvous involving fondue Ohh and that time with the old boyfriend and the canoe Do you know how many things you can do with a kazoo? One night stands? I’ll only admit to a few! I had a morning of bliss with the tour guide at the zoo I proudly joined the mile high club the last time I flew That afternoon with my piano teacher…yabbadabbadoo! I had my own pre Marti Gras parade just of the blew I sure did give a thrill to the guy who works the drive-through I’m elated that the hunky cop was into it too How do I get to the top? I bet you wish you knew! ****I apologize up front to all of my conservative friends here at the Soup :)***** ****For Shani's "Tell me a secret contest-Won 2nd Place!!!***** ****For the record...one 'secret' on the list IS true-and it just wouldn't be any fun if I told ya which :)