Sister Smythe's Nativity Pageant

It was approved by the Session and duly recorded by the Clerk That the youth would perform the Nativity Play at the Presbyterian Kirk. 'Twas further resolved that Sister Smythe, who had a proclivity For curious creativity, would again manage this annual activity! Venerable Sister Smythe had staged the event since time immemorial, But, alas, could be quite testy and at times rather dictatorial! Generations of kids had acted in this solemn yearly affair. Now their kids suffered beneath her stern, withering glare! Stage-struck moms maneuvered above and around each other, Boosting their little darling for the role of The Holy Mother! Sister Smythe made her selection after a grilling examination. Alas, the little lass forgot her lines to Sister Smythe's consternation! The lad playing Joseph was found asleep and missed his cue. Two of the Wise Men tripped and sprawled, spoiling their debut! Kids dressed as sheep sounded like braying mules from sounds they did emit. This caused the harried Sister Smythe another thundering snit! Poor Sister Smythe lay abed a couple of weeks to recover, As solicitous Session members around her did pray and hover. Despite the vexations, she'll rule again next year - she'll survive, To shepherd other kids to make the Christmas Story come alive! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (© All Rights Reserved)