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Salt Lickings

To the theater went bold Mary Brown

for her sweetness she's surely renown

then she salted her corn

when her date wanted porn

Now he lies in the aisle quite facedown.

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  1. Date: 12/3/2013 12:08:00 PM
    Ha...oh my gosh....that's a funny one..;)

  1. Date: 11/7/2013 2:31:00 PM
    I love limericks! And they are a LOT harder to write than people think! I needed this laugh today too, so thanks so much, kudos!

  1. Date: 11/7/2013 12:00:00 PM
    Debbie*nice* SWEET Or SALTY win................... HUGS ~SKAT~

  1. Date: 11/6/2013 7:28:00 PM
    Debbie, , Congratulations On your way to xool Sweet & Sour win... always~ Linda aka PD

  1. Date: 11/6/2013 11:40:00 AM
    rated X for xtraordinary, debbie..happy cheers to you for your win!..:) huggs

  1. Date: 11/6/2013 9:34:00 AM
    Congratulations Debbie..enjoyed again...

  1. Date: 11/6/2013 9:01:00 AM
    Congrats on your winning work..Way to go!!!Sara

  1. Date: 11/5/2013 4:19:00 PM
    LOVE IT!! Still chuckling!!

  1. Date: 11/5/2013 12:15:00 PM
    congrats on your win Debbie

  1. Date: 11/5/2013 8:09:00 AM
    Debs, yours is another one , as I look at it, I wish I'd scored it higher. Love the double meaning of ""lickings' That made it a good limerick for me! Congrats on your win.

  1. Date: 11/2/2013 10:47:00 AM
    excellent humor Debbie.Bold brown finished her date.Debbie there are people who kill people by salt poisoning.bloody bold brown poisoned her dirty pron loving date.There was once a case when the mother salt poisoned her son and later she was served life imprisonment.Debbie these salt poisoning crimes are quite prevalent now. (: ) Jenish

  1. Date: 10/31/2013 8:17:00 PM
    very witty and clever limerick my friend...I love how you can handle any form out there with ease! glad I read this one tonight :)

  1. Date: 10/28/2013 7:59:00 PM
    Oh my, it reads like a riddle with a rhythm, a nursery rhyme with a crime, nice one Deb, xxx

  1. Date: 10/28/2013 7:07:00 AM
    Funny limerick, Debbie. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Friend, JM

  1. Date: 10/28/2013 6:51:00 AM
    Haha....still smiling...good way to start my day

  1. Date: 10/27/2013 10:35:00 AM
    smart and nice write.

  1. Date: 10/26/2013 6:17:00 PM
    Good for her? Bad for him? Something in between? Very clever!

  1. Date: 10/26/2013 5:59:00 PM
    Cute one..The untone of the work is great..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara

  1. Date: 10/26/2013 6:24:00 AM
    dehydration perhaps, ha ha , debbie