Salesman

Step right up! Settle right in! For I’ve a tale for you I’ll spin. Step right up enjoy the show, I’ll tell you things you already know. The beauty of it is I make it sound new. This magical tale I’ll spin for you. I’m a North American Shaman, A Shakespearean sage, A snake oil salesman, Post latency age. My goal is simple as you’ll soon see, To slip from your grasp quick as can be. Cause I’m slick as owl spit on plate glass, as I talk I’ll pull facts from the cleft of my sass. By the time you realize what it is that I’ve said, I’ll be gone to the next show, cause you are brain dead.