Road Rash

(This is a fictional poem) When I won a Yamaha motorcycle, I was really thrilled. But I've had some wrecks that nearly got me killed. Yesterday I went flying over the handlebars and my head hit a horse in the balls. I refuse to quit riding my motorcycle because I have an IQ that is very small. I've broken my arms and my legs and I have a huge rash on my ___. I'm wearing a lot of bandages, even my wiener is in a cast. I'm going to give you some advice that's free. Don't ever ride on my motorcycle with me.