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Regretting Cake

The moment I stepped on the scale, my mouth started to shout and wail, not that many pounds! My belly’s so round, I’m starting to look like a whale! I shouldn’t have eaten more cheesecake, it sure was my biggest mistake, no more skinny me, three hundred eighty, so heavy I may cause a quake! I no longer can wear tight jeggin’s, not even my tiny leggin’s, but cherries on top, sometimes I can’t stop, please help! I just can’t stop beggin'! I’ve pleaded my hubby for more, he says, “you can't get off the floor”, I’m just so hungry, more cheesecake for me, I can't even fit through the door! REGRETTING CAKE - Poetry Contest Sponsor: Julia Ward Syllable count: 8-8-5-5-8 for each stanza Date Written: August 13, 2016

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Date: 8/19/2016 9:13:00 AM
Congrats Laura to regret Cake.Hugs
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Date: 8/15/2016 4:28:00 PM
My scale is broken for the past 25 years. Cheers....
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Date: 8/15/2016 10:57:00 AM
Sounds like cake might not be the only issue. Fun write LuLoo, congratulations...
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Lu Loo
Date: 8/15/2016 4:07:00 PM
thank you Charlie :)-luloo
Date: 8/15/2016 10:15:00 AM
wonderful write and congrats!
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Lu Loo
Date: 8/15/2016 10:38:00 AM
Thank you Mark :)-luloo
Date: 8/15/2016 7:49:00 AM
What a picturesque, rhythmic piece!! Congrats Laura, for your well, deserved top placement in the contest!! ;-)
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Lu Loo
Date: 8/15/2016 10:37:00 AM
Thank you Teddy :)-luloo
Date: 8/15/2016 3:44:00 AM
Ha ha ...loved this one, Laura:) Congratulations on your win:)
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Lu Loo
Date: 8/15/2016 10:36:00 AM
Thank you lovely Jo :)-luloo
Date: 8/15/2016 1:37:00 AM
Congrats on your win x
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Lu Loo
Date: 8/15/2016 10:36:00 AM
Many thanks Wendy :)-luloo
Date: 8/14/2016 9:22:00 PM
Lol... Nicely done Laura...Congrats on your win
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Lu Loo
Date: 8/15/2016 10:35:00 AM
Thank you Joseph :)-luloo
Date: 8/14/2016 2:18:00 PM
I'm sure you were exaggerating! ;-) Congrats on your excellent limerick and placement!
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Lu Loo
Date: 8/14/2016 2:47:00 PM
many thanks Tom :)-luloo
Date: 8/14/2016 2:09:00 PM
Laura, congratulations on your win with this fun write ~
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Lu Loo
Date: 8/14/2016 2:47:00 PM
thank you lovely Broken Wings :)-luloo
Date: 8/14/2016 10:17:00 AM
Hi Laura, These limericks are very entertaining. I wish you the best of luck in the contest- 7:-) Alexis
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Lu Loo
Date: 8/14/2016 2:45:00 PM
thank you Sweet Alexis :)-luloo
Date: 8/14/2016 9:59:00 AM
but you can't run to the store. you can't get out the door. hahaha . Awesome limericking!
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Lu Loo
Date: 8/14/2016 2:44:00 PM
lol thanks Andrea :)-luloo
Date: 8/13/2016 6:58:00 PM
Good luck running! Very entertaining ... CayCay
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Lu Loo
Date: 8/14/2016 2:43:00 PM
thank you sweet CayCay :)-luloo
Date: 8/13/2016 3:08:00 PM
Laura, this is so cute, I am loving it 7 ~
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Lu Loo
Date: 8/14/2016 2:43:00 PM
thank you Broken Wings :)-luloo

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