Pump Em Full of Roids

pump em’ full of roids don’t give a *****about baseball, don’t care about basketball, could give a **** about football, could give a piss about the Olympics & i wouldn’t watch the Tour de France if you paid me, but i know one thing--- if i was one of these schmucks who shell out an arm & a leg for a seat in the stands to watch the pituitary cases run round on a field in their little uniforms, i would want my pituitary cases pumped full of roids, writhing with performance enhancing drugs & buzzing with stimulants of all shapes & sizes, because i would want my goddamned money’s worth--- all of these athletes who used & succeeded, surpassing the sloths who chose not to, are the real entertainers & is that not what these muscle bound maniacs get paid to do? entertain us mother****ers! entertain us & worry about what all the drugs did to your body, when you’re sitting home, old, senile & surrounded by trophies.