Poop

The first time I realized action speaks louder than words Is that time on the toilet when out came a turd I squeezed, I forced went so long almost got divorced This turd is terrible, It changing my life And my sense of smell, it will never be right OMG no, its everywhere How do I clean this, OMG IS THAT HAIR My wife is gonna kill me Unless this smell willingly Knocks her out and gives me time To run away and cross that state line