Pigeon Brained Outsmarted Again

One day many years ago I was in town and hungry and almost salivating from my lips So I thought uhmmmm think I'll have some fish and chips Such a delectable tantalizing meal couldn't be bettered So I had them open and went outside Pipping hot ooh they they looked nice I was happy as a cat in a room full of mice. Well, it wasn't long before I saw 85 pigeons maybe more Watling towards me Well I'm a kind hearted soul so I thought I'd give them a chip or two for their tea. Suddenly one flew and flapped it's wings before my face I dropped my chips all over the place I'd been a sucker for the mob and I was still hungry with no chips to fill my gob!. Then they casually wobbled away I's been outsmarted yet again by a creature with a tiny brain. Then they flew to a building across the way waiting for another sucker to be their prey Then I looked down at my shoe they left me a thank you a pile of poo ooohhhh!!!!!!!!. If I could have caught them it would have been pigeon stew just make sure it doesn't happen to you. Don't mess with the mob. Peter Dome.copyright.2013. Dec.