Perpetual Blather

They fell in love and married when she was about the age of twenty. He knew she liked to talk since she'd already bent his ears aplenty! She could babble at twenty miles per hour with gusts up to forty! His mother warned him, "Son, this woman will surely damage your corti!" Even when in a romantic mood and with her he'd like to coddle, She would rant and carry on with her incessant twaddle! She'd prattle at forty miles per hour with cyclonic gusts of seventy-eight! Only when she'd begin to snore would her unceasing blather abate! They attended their college reunion and he was embarrassed to death! She dominated each and every conversation and didn't take a breath! She gabbled at thirty miles per hour with occasional gusts to fifty! He hesitated to tell her so but as an auctioneer she'd be mighty nifty! At her family reunions it sounded as if they were speaking in tongues, Like the rabble at The Tower of Babel, bellowing at the top of their lungs! Babbling on and on seemed to be an inherent family trait! They'd chatter at fifty miles per hour with gusts exceeding ninety-eight! When his spouse said the grace she'd chat with the Lord ad infinitum, Asking Him to bless the food and all God's children beginning with Adam! When she left for Beulah Land, on her stone he had this message etched: "I could never get a word in any-wise and that ain't too farfetched!" Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved A little homework assignment - if you don't know what the word "corti' means, look it up in your handy-dandy Funk 'n Wagnalls!