Pepe Le Pew Raped My Cat

(This fictional poem is based on the cartoon character.) I called the police and reported a rape and they rushed to where I live at. But they beat me with their sticks when I told them that the victim was a cat. Somehow my cat got a long streak of paint on her fur. When Pepe Le Pew finished, she sure as hell didn't pur. I gave him a good kick and I got sprayed. I cut off his balls, he has seen better days. He treated my cat like a whore. He won't rape cats anymore