Patriotic Plan - Find the Last Man

It beggars belief at the time of the Bovine troubles Cartoon capers mirror in abundance like little Barney Rubble's An epidemic so troubling that we called Mad Cow disease In it's simplistic traceability it was readily in please In a seek and ye find just a cow in a field Born in Appleby three years ago, no hide, please can you yield We can trace where it came from right back to where it slept Tracking her calves to certain stalls, boy! we sure don't feel inept But in our country of so many million, where can they all go Thousands of illegal immigrants amongst us they do flow Red Tape, Civil Servants and Politicians, they signed to allow Just maybe when we find them, each of them we'll donate a cow http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/political.php