Pastor Parker Preaches

Pastor Parker Preaches Pastor Allen Parker Is certainly not a prude Though Pastor Allen Parker Preaches in the nude When it’s winter in Virginia And his skin is turning blue Pastor Allen Parker’s pews Are occupied by few But when the summer crowd rolls in With their bodies golden tan The pews are overflowing And some men proudly stand I’ve never been a nudist Don’t know how I would feel Seeing all that naked flesh Stand and sit or kneel And when they pass the offer plate I’d think it kind of strange Seeing all the naked folks Search for pocket change It’s all about the message And the lessons that he teaches And it is just the naked truth Pastor Allen Parker preaches