Opposites Attract

I stood on a corner, act naturally they said ! There was a tap on my shoulder and I let out a silent scream Good grief you scared me !. But no surprise there as you look like the living dead. Now it could get pretty ugly as Military intelligence have said A small guy with plastic glasses and tight slacks will sell me what I need He walked up to us and said this may look like a genuine imitation well it is almost exactly the same. you don't look terribly pleased with the diet ice cream The moral of this sorry tale is opposites attract Right a (poem lol ) using oxymoron's or the Most Unexceptional I could muster