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One Too Many

Let me tell you the story of the pie piper Had a flute he played so said the flyer The town we lived in was on fire Our situation was grave and dire That is why we needed to hire This one and the only pie piper With his flute through the mirk and mire He conjured pies from the sky and higher We needed them to sell enough to retire In fact we were set we already had a buyer What happened next was unforeseen John Dryer Although he did show up it was in two nights not the prior  We agreed to his terms...he was preaching to the choir  Then the pies happened all kinds right out of the fryer What I tell is true I am not a liar Don't believe me just ask my sire Fruit Pies of all kinds Meat Pies great finds Pizza Pies blew minds Weird Pies with rinds But then Just then The tide turned We got burned Trust unearned Yuck he churned... Quickly they began to really fall Then all the children started to bawl It was a disaster all in all We tried to leave but moved at a crawl  Who would think of such a thing We could hear the town bells ring All others knew to stay in with this warning This turned out to be a terrible morning Actually changed into a kind of mourning  The sky was now brown in color You could smell the wretched odor We had not considered cow pies Nor all the pests mostly black flies Literally the **** had hit the fan So much for our supposed brilliant plan
12~10~2014 Rhyme Scheme: aa aaaa aaaa aaaa aa bbbb cc dddd eeeee ff gg hh. Sponsor: Sheri Fresonke Harper Contest Name: Plentitude of Pies

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Date: 10/15/2014 3:18:00 PM
I really like the ending of this one. It is very humorous how the shit hit the fan. That was the best part of your poem!! I don't think the pie piper is even necessary, Maurice!
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Date: 10/12/2014 11:49:00 PM
Delightful piece Mauri! So much humor and flowing fine rhymes lost the count. ;) best luck in the contest my friend! xxxxx D.
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Date: 10/12/2014 5:42:00 PM
really a delightfully beautiful piece maurice really enjoyed dear friend
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/12/2014 8:22:00 PM
Thanks, Liam.
Date: 10/12/2014 1:19:00 PM
I hate it when the shit hits the fan, it just makes the situation smelly. This was great and hilarious and some top-notch rhyming!
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/12/2014 1:20:00 PM
HAHAHAHA!
Date: 10/12/2014 9:56:00 AM
Hey Maurice, the coffee truck that came to the construction sites used to sell a "cow flop" pastry. It was a big, round and surprisingly tasty 1800 calories. VERY interesting take on the theme.
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/12/2014 9:58:00 AM
Sounds amazing John.
Date: 10/12/2014 8:14:00 AM
One to many pies..lol
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Maurice Yvonne
Date: 10/12/2014 8:19:00 AM
Yup!

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