Once Upon An Under Edited Mid-Life Crisis

Once upon an under edited and somewhat jaded, female’s mid-life crisis she sat down to contemplate the options of all her “age appropriate” vices’ “Debauchery deficient”, “depravity bereft”,she was "tragically prosaic”. sadly ending her self-indulgent deprecation with,“pitifully archaic” Upon further diagnosis and self evaluation, she concluded she had neither mid-life crisis nor deficiency, but was brazenly deluded! Severe results of this delusion; insomnia induced proliferation: this excessively verbose and heinously, superfluous pontification!