Old Irish Joke
Old Irish Joke
Paddy and Shawn were out walking
When three hand grenades they found
Shawn said "Paddy what should be do
We can't leave them lying around"
Paddy said "take them to the police
And get them off of the road"
"But Paddy" said Shawn "what if on the way there
One should decide to explode"?
"Don't worry yerself about such a thing"
Said Paddy, "I know what we can do"
When we get to the station we'll tell them
That we only found two
Old Irish joke. Only the poem is original. The joke is someone elses.
Copyright © Bob Quigley | Year Posted 2011
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