Oh Me Little Knees Did Tremble
Oh me little knees did tremble.
Oh me little knees did tremble
And me teeth did rattle too
Cos a shiela crossed her legs
Had no panties on it's true
I near fell out of the bus
It sagged a bit my jaw
I rocked and rolled and wobbled
And got up off the floor
For I was pure as sweet sunshine
A mummys boy for sure
Never let out on a date
Oh what are shielas for
I gazed at these large bosoms
One day at kmart too
Our eyes did lock
I was in shock
I hid inside the loo (toilet)
Then a cousin flaunted charm
To try a short arm wrestle
But she nearly broke me arm
Yes she has testostestle
What will I do
I cannot woo
Some Aussie sweet potater
I'm shy enough
A powder puff
Perhaps I'll come out later
Don Johnson 27-apr-11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDBy-83vXr8
Copyright © Don Johnson | Year Posted 2015
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