I think I'll die!
How could this have happened to me?
The air in my butt decided to flee!!
It was loud and kinda squeeky,
Now everyone is looking at me like I'm freaky!
Of course it had to stink!
My reputation is starting to sink!
Oh lord can I say it was my shoe?
No because it smells like my pants are full of goo!
Now all I want to do is hide.
All that's hurt is my pride!!
Copyright © Illyanna De La Keur