Of Mice and Men

Of Mice and Men The mice in Belgium do not eat fine chocolate They scoff at imported Swiss cheese And have only contempt for a left- over bacon burgers, they feast on plans of roads and buildings I blame EU for this the mice have bureaucratic And go through stacks of programs especially those About repairing tunnels and roads Bureaucrats of any hue are working overtime Try keeping up this losing battle against mice So many cars choking up the roads Islamists Have to go to Paris when blowing up people. The British demand for special concessions will not last long the mice will see to that.