Ode To Bbc Sherlock

Sherlock is at home bored. Quick John, hide the gun or he’ll shoot the wall ’cause if you don’t….the wall’s got it coming. I am Sherlock-Bloody-Holmes And I am sometimes bored. I only take on exciting cases In the fridge experiments are stored. My big brother Mycroft I sometimes call “the queen” Is the British Government And hardly ever seen I had to fake my death To save all I know I present myself to Watson The whole restaurant got a show He ends up punching me three times Which wasn’t fun Uh-oh, Moriarty’s here Bloody heck! I’ve got no gun My parents are ordinary It’s a cross I have to bear When Watson drops his jaw I give him a good glare Sometimes I don’t talk for hours on end People don’t like me that’s ok, I’ve one good friend I also play the violin and Dr. Watson's my best friend!