No Pants Rick

No pants rick Rick never wore no pants or any kicks He always walked around with nothing but a shirt Ones he fell and landed on his legs, i bet that sure hurt But he just stood up and walked home He never has a phone, wallet, not even a comb He just always has on that polo some say he's a homo! He would always give you a nickel for a bowl of jello I just wish he'd wear some clothes He always goes to the bakery and walks out with to loaves Rick is very odd He doesn't like to sit on chairs so he just sits on his ipod I heard he was dropped on his head when he was little I tried asking him but he always just tells me a riddle It never makes any since He always says the chicken always dies by a fence Then one day my chicken was missing. My snake was okay in his cage hissing I went outside to find my chicken dead He was laying there without his head When i seen the blood i winced The chicken had died by the fence And then i seen no pants rick He looked at me and said he had hit it with a brick I hate freaking no pants rick!!!!!!!!!