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New Year Old Resolve

"I feel the most ridiculous resolution is the one you have to make more than once......just saying" I have a list quite lengthly That I've composed this year Of things that I would like to change To a path I would not veer A rock upon, to build my wall And staunchly never budge And start to lose this excess weight Right after Christmas fudge And maybe just a piece of cake And a slice of home made pie A couple little cookies Couldn't add much to my thighs That Christmas pudding "Oh My God" Can't let that go to waste Won't add to suborned belly fat Just to take a taste "YES" I can't wait to New Years day With "The Past" over my shoulders Unless of course on New Years Day I have to eat Leftovers

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Date: 5/11/2017 8:34:00 PM
all make resolutions and seldom stick.at least you treat yourself to enormous sweets [.lol.]
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Date: 3/2/2017 5:56:00 AM
Bigggg Smile.
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Date: 1/18/2017 7:01:00 AM
lol :)
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Date: 1/11/2017 3:21:00 PM
Congrats! This definitely made me chuckle :)
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Date: 1/10/2017 2:51:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Jerry so good to see this at the top of the 'pode i yum':-) hugs Jan xx
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 1/11/2017 9:07:00 AM
Thanks Jan
Date: 1/10/2017 12:20:00 PM
A nice twist to an old tradition!! Congrat on the win!!
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 1/11/2017 9:07:00 AM
Thank you Sarita
Date: 1/10/2017 8:38:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in my contest, Jerry! Loved the quote and the constant eating! LOL
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 1/11/2017 9:09:00 AM
Thank you Kim, I hope you sponsor this contest next year---cause I would like to use the same poem again..... LOL
Date: 1/8/2017 6:45:00 PM
Priceless humor , Jerry. LOVE it!!
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 1/11/2017 9:10:00 AM
Thanks Andrea have a Happy New Year !
Date: 1/2/2017 10:39:00 PM
Yummm with 3 m's:)
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 1/11/2017 9:11:00 AM
Well Dan, I still have some cookies left...........Thanks
Date: 12/31/2016 7:31:00 AM
ha ha ha great humour Jerry - I don't make resolutions and have never been on a diet - I see the same resolutions made year in year out - why bother !:-) hugs Jan xx
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 1/11/2017 9:14:00 AM
hugs

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