New Credit Card

The bank did not apologize When sending my new card. They hoped I’d understand That fighting fraud is very hard. But “compromises did occur” At “merchants undisclosed,” So brand-new cards were issued To secure things, I supposed. Instead of being grateful, though, I’m very much annoyed. My automatic payments now Will soon be null and void. I’ll have to contact E-Z Pass And Shutterfly, as well. My MetroCard won’t add more fares Unless this news I tell. This happens several times a year; The system seems to crash. Perhaps I should look to the past And pay this all in cash!