My Peter Was Burned By a Heater
(This is a fictional poem)
I was naked and I bumped into my heater.
It put a second degree burn on my peter.
I couldn't have sex for over a month so my wife walked out the door.
When I peed, it hurt like hell because my wiener was so sore.
Copyright © Randy Johnson | Year Posted 2006
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