My Mother In Law

My Mother In Law Saw a view appearing to be panoramic, Of me while I had laid in my hammock; For ugliness there was no known cure; Much more then anyone could endure. Instead of being on welfare or relief, Living beyond budget was our belief; Wife had wanted to knock me flat; She did see me sat on her furry cat. She was really someone to talk about; Did describe her as being a knockout, Who would often wear us to a frazzle, When she performed her razzle dazzle. So why did she want to look like me? Horribly ugly like no one wants to be; Should see her exhibit wild will power; I again had forgot to wash out shower. Then terrible thought to me did occur, Compared to me no one can be uglier, After I did decide this was last straw; She ended up being my mother in law. James Thesarious Hilarious Horn Retired Veteran and Pathetic Poet