My Giraffe Neck

I have a long neck like a giraffe. When people see me, they laugh. My neck makes me twelve feet tall. I actually make Goliath look small. People's laughter no longer bothers me. But I do get mad when people think that I eat the leaves on trees. As I walk down the street, everybody always takes a peek. I've kicked people's asses because they called me a freak. I demand respect because I'm a member of the Human Race. My neck is so damn long that it can be seen from outer space. Some people actually think that I am a giraffe, you may too. Just remember that I'll kick your ass if you try to put me in a zoo. (This is a fictional poem)