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My General Poet Slam

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My General Poet Slam

SLAM - a form of poetry wherein poets slam, insult, roast and/or highly criticize each other in poetic form.

My General Poet Slam

You dare refer to what you write as poetry?
I read inconsistencies and total lack of originality.
Your haiku's truly lose any and all credibility,
and your limericks are as lame as can possibly be.
Your couplets are what I find most pleasing to read
because even though they are meaningless and boring, 
at least they are brief,
but it is most likely that I'll forever give your poetry a read.
I'm an insomniac, and your poetry naturally puts me directly to sleep.
Don't quit your day job,...seriously,
but you might make a fortune helping insomniacs to get some sleep.

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  1. Date: 7/19/2013 6:13:00 PM
    Slam dunk!!...Milt