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My Favorite Devonshire

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My Favorite Devonshire

Mimes at my Funeral
When my time is done and I am finally laid to rest
I don’t want to be recalled as one who lived life depressed

So as I wrote my will, I chose to leave some instructions
That laughing gas be inhaled by all those at the function

No mournful eulogies will a pastor have to invent
For my funeral will be held under a circus tent

When dozens of clowns emerge from the tiny Volkswagen
Reams of my silly limericks Bozo will be dragin’

And as they’re read aloud, family and friends who knew me best
Will say, “She had a sense of humor, this we can attest.”

Mimes will mimic me trying to write the world’s best novel
As my corpse hangs from the trapeze, surely they will marvel

Laughter will ensue as they shoot me from the cannon
Flying high in my demise across the great Grand Canyon

All the children will smile and there’ll be no tears allowed
So no one will ever remember me as a “dark cloud”

There are people who seem to take life way too seriously 
When I meet my Maker, don’t view this as a tragedy

Dad called me his “happy girl,” so let me go out that way
I want to leave them laughing as I reach my judgment day

I chose this poem because it captures the way Aunt Carolyn lives her life.  Always the prankster, she adds laughter to all family gatherings.  And those “silly limericks” are favorites among family members.  We tend to take death too seriously.  We can’t do anything about it, so why not live it up here and in the hereafter.  I’ll let you know if we find her in the Grand Canyon.

Copyright © Diane Locksley

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  1. Date: 8/23/2014 5:57:00 PM
    Hi Diane! I was tempted to click on this poem because of the word 'Devonshire'; it so turns out that you are Carolyn's niece:) I am so pleased to meet you; feel ashamed that I have not stumbled on to your poetry before (unless my memory has played tricks on me!). So lovely to see someone like you full of good humour and joy of life. hugs. // paul

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    Date: 9/6/2014 11:49:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Paul, Aunt Carolyn has told me how much she enjoys writing with you. I work two full-time jobs and don't have much time for poetry. I hope you'll join me in praying for my aunt as this has been a very difficult week for her health problems. She's refusing to go to the hospital.
  1. Date: 6/30/2014 1:45:00 PM
    If you find her in the 'Grand Canyon' you may well find me. The one place in the world I would love to go to, especially 'Eagle Rock' <*> To stand and view, WOW. And yes I can imagine Carolyn being the court jester. Thoroughly enjoyable family poem, it made me smile widely, James :)

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 1:18:00 PM
    Congratulations on your super win in Gwen's contest Diane. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 9:27:00 AM
    Dear Diane, you know I feel this way and I do want to exit laughing. Thanks for choosing one of my satirical poems and congratulations on your win. Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 2:00:00 AM
    Diane congrats on your win..David

  1. Date: 6/9/2012 8:53:00 PM
    Diane, this poem has the lead for the most favored of Carolyn's..It is truly one of my top 3 favs as well. Your narrative is so well written and I had NO IDEA you 2 were related! How cool...a family affair..Great writers must run in the family...Congrats on this great write. Love, Gwendolen