My Dog

MY DOG I trained my dog To bite my neighbor I sent him to college To learn harm my neighbor A well trained dog Disappointed my future I smiled and danced As I saw his certificate A first class score The paper showed As proud I was For he was well trained And made me sure Of my security at home A trained dog of mine Will bite well my neighbor Five years now I have neither heard his voice It never barks these days It has lost capacity It’s only work now Is smiling and laughing I’m totally disappointed With my dog these days For the dog doesn’t work Neither protect my home A stupid dog I trained Has ruined my plans For disappointment and allies To my neighbors and enemies.