My Cat's Evil Mind

What is it with my cat? She walks around Tail in the air She is so proud I know that she thinks She has a mind Planning and scheming How can she bug me today? What can she do today? “Is that book ready to be knocked to the floor?” “Should I knock over that hot cup of coffee?” “That should wake him from his nap.” I know that she plans against me Even her “meow” tells me to beware I look at her eyes Black with just a touch of gold They hide evil They show how much I should fear. She is not my pet She never has been I am her prisoner and she knows what she can do She knows how to keep control She knows that I am her pet