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Below is the poem entitled Mozfart which was written by poet Simon Herbert. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

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Mozfart, like his brother was possessed of rare ability
Performing in Vienna for European Nobility
Farts of such, power, passion and brilliance
His pants we're reinforced for extra resilience

Amazing you'd think to have a musical bottom
But wouldn't recitals perhaps get a bit rotten
But although be blew through a rather large horn
The accompaniments were pleasant, I'm pleased to inform

For not only could Mozfart trump his brothers Sonatas
Without the use of additional apparatus 
With variable, fragrance, flatulence was he also empowered
And could make his blow-offs smell like a field full of flowers

Mozfart's trumper was a musical revelation
Where ever he went he was quite a sensation 
Farting Bach's Concerto in packed auditoriums 
Then making it smell of roses for standing ovations

This attention put his brother in such a foul mood
He put a tub of fart power in poor Mozfart food
To deliver his grand finale the maestro bent low
And as he exploded took out half the front row

Although he died tragically
He lived his life magically
So next time you think you're about to drop a potty
Think of poor Mozfart and his amazingly musical botty

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  1. Date: 10/17/2012 12:14:00 PM
    Welcome you to the P-Soup - hope you will have a lot of fun to share your poems here with us. - Your poem is very well written, I like it. - oxox love Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 11/12/2010 8:02:00 PM
    Thank you for the welcome Linda-Marie. Lovely to hear you enjoyed Mozfart. I know very little about poetry and am looking forward to exploring the site and reading other peoples offerings. Happy weekend to you.

  1. Date: 11/12/2010 5:25:00 PM
    Welcome to Poetry Soup.. enjoyed your poetry tonight with its creative theme ... interesting write .. hope your time on Soup will be special and fun.. happy weekend with luv..