Most Terrible Time of the Year

It's the most terrible time of the year With back benchers rebelling The cabinet yelling cause Brexit is here It's the most terrible time of the year It's the crap-crappiest season of all With those new trade deal meetings and racist gay beatings and the pound starts to fall It's the crap-crappiest season of all There'll be Farage there gloating As Trump starts gun toting And immigrants out in the snow There'll be biased news stories Masterminded by Tories of the strength of England long ago It's a most threatening time full of fear With half of Syria burning It is getting concerning That war could be near It's the most threatening time filled with fear There'll be governments falling And Putin there calling For marshal law out in the east There'll be lots of land grabbing And mucho back stabbing as Liberalism lies there deceased It's the most miserable time of the year As the death toll starts growing And cities are glowing And apocalypse near It's the most terrible time Yes the most horrible time Oh the most frightening time Of the year....