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Mary's Poor Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb The sheepy had to die We pushed it off a cliff And little sheepies do not fly. Mary had a little lamb But now it is no more It drank some liquid nitro Now it’s frozen to the core. Mary had a little lamb Her daddy shot it dead She took it to school the next day Between two slices of bread. Mary had a little lamb And Mary had a gun The lamb just lies around all day little lambs are not much fun. Mary had a little lamb But now it has no head For what it thought was curiosity Was a guillotine instead. Mary had a little lamb They could have gone real far But nothing will ever happen now They were run over by a car. By: Fotu Stephen Taeoali’i

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 2/23/2013 2:06:00 PM
Poor little lambs...clever poem nonetheless.
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