Malgavent Goldrunner

To some he is a myth or legend But I am here to answer your questions Is he real? Merely a tale to scare? Oh he is real and you best beware! None have seen him in decades it is said Because he waits till your asleep in bed Master swordsman, pirate, and sniper all true? Only you will know when he comes for you I suppose he cast spells on those he sees Believe it boy he’ll bend your knees Seems unnatural or a cheap lie at best You will realize it when you’re a bloody mess This interview is over you senile old fool Take him away and serve him extra gruel