Lose All Ego

My Guru stole my underwear! I don't remember when, I don't remember where, all I know for certain is my Guru stole my underwear! I practiced my mantra for days and days to reach a higher state. what do I see when I come down? My Guru sneaking round the corner, and I'd lost my underpants! Ah yes, the meditative mode, it takes an effort to achieve. But, one day I did it, and found my undershirt had taken leave. I grilled my Guru for hours. I even left him flowers but he denied the shirt he was wearing had anything to do with me. And, of course we are taught from birth, that gurus don't deceive! My Guru stole my underwear. I don't remember when, I don't remember where, all I know for certain is My guru stole my underwear!